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[XC]

Från Xena: WarriorPrincess

Here She Comes ... Miss Amphipolis:
Xena - "Beauty Contest? You sent urgent word for us to come and see some underdressed, overdeveloped bimbos in a Beauty Contest?"

A Necissary Evil:
Callisto - "Such a pretty day for a blood bath?"

Edited by XC-SE, 16 June 2005 - 17:15.

[Forever Xena]

A Necissary Evil:
Callisto - "Such a pretty day for a blood bath?"

OOh ja , och så sättet hon säger det på * rysar *

[XC]

Det var en av anledningarna som jag länkade till ljudklipp... Det är helt och hållet Hudson som gö det där till en klassiker.

En annan klassiker:

Return of Callisto:
Callisto - "Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it."

Edited by XC-SE, 17 June 2005 - 17:34.

[Aztecface]

"If you see something,... this big. Let me know. I have to kill it before it develops languageskills."
Londo Mollari - Babylon 5.

[Sötnosen]

Fler underbara repliker från babylon 5 [en serie som är full av roliga och kloka kommentarer]:

"I carry my sword in my hand. You carry yours in your heart and in your mind. As I see it, that gives you a two-to-one advantage in arms. Be fair, citizen G'kar."
- Ta'Lon

"Who am I? I'm Susan Ivanova, Commander, daughter of Andrei and Sofie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart. I'm death incarnate and the last living thing that you're ever going to see. God sent me."
- Ivanova

Några favoriter från Firefly [men även här är det allra mesta roligt och minnesvärt]:

"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so...very...pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
- Mal

"Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!"
- Mal

"Damn you, Bridget! Damn you ta Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then y-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!"
- Monty

[Robban]

Från 24 säsong 2:

"I'm going to need a hacksaw"

[Sötnosen]

Oooh ännu en av mina favorit repliker... denna gång från Frasier. Avsnittet "Room service" (5:15) då Frasier upptäcker att Niles och Lilith har haft sex. Här är Niles underbara analys av vad som skett:

"Last night was about two people, ruled by very powerful superegos - tortured by them, who found a chance - however misguided - to break through and rediscover their ids together. Call me an old softie, but that's how I see it."

Edited by Sötnosen, 30 December 2005 - 20:10.

[Kizmiaz]

"Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!"
- Mal

Jag måste kolla in den där serien snart.

[Snälle Hulken]

i firefly: the message, när någon har skickat liket av mals och zoes gamla soldatvän och alla samlas runt kistan och jayne utbrister:

what did ya'll order a dead guy for?

[Sötnosen]

En annan finfin replik av Jayne... men från The train job:

"Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in command."

Han har många minnesvärda och roliga repliker!
Kizmiaz det är definitivt en serie jag varmt rekommenderar... fast jag tror att det redan märks

Edited by Sötnosen, 31 December 2005 - 13:17.

[Rick Hunter]

Kommer inte ihåg nått bra för tillfället, men som sagt vill man höra sköna repliker levereras av bra skådespelare så ska man kolla på Firefly helt klart

[GaterGirl]

Hammond: Colonel O'Neill! What the hell are you doing?
O'Neill: In the middle of my backswing!

O'Neill: I distinctly remember sitting here listening to Carter prattle on about solar activity and a...corona...something.
Carter: Coronal Mass emmision. I was just about to bring it up.
O'Neill: There you go. How would I know that?
Carter: Mabe you read my report?
Daniel: Maybe he read your report?

~Window Of Opportunity, ett av mina favorit SG-1 avsnitt.

[Professor Decevio]

Eftersom Jazzdevil valde ett gäng citat ur film så gör jag sammalunda.

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die. Now, offer me money.

Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.

Grandfather: Yes you're very smart. Shut up.

Samtliga från "The Princess bride"


Och här är några från "The Simpsons" som faktiskt är en TV-serie:

Groundskeeper Willie It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

Bart/Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!

Sideshow Bob: Please, we've been through so much together. Call me Bob.

Bart/Lisa: Aah! Bob!

Burns' Grandfather: The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Ha ha! Bosh! Flimflaw!

Och naturligtvis ett gäng från "Jag, Claudius"

Minester: My name's Minester, I'm an actor. Most people have heard of me.

Scylla: My name's Scylla, I'm a whore. Everybody's heard of me.

Tiberius: Do you know him personally?

Caligula: No, but I've slept with his wife several times.

Livia: No. Your father died of his wounds, and Placina poisoned Germanicus without instructions from me. But I had marked them both down for death. They were both infected with that infantile disorder known as 'Republicanism.'

Livia (om Senaten i Rom): They won't allow me in because I am a woman, and they won't allow you in because you're a fool. That's strange, when you come to think of it, because it's filled with nothing but old women and fools.

[Sötnosen]

Det finns många guldkorn i "I, Claudius".... en underbar serie!

[SavedByZero]

Varför inte några citat från Lost...

[text appears on the monitor]
Monitor: Hello?
Michael: [typing] Hello?
Monitor: Who is this?
Michael: [typing] This is Michael. Who is this?
Monitor: Dad?

Hurley: [to Sawyer, commenting on his glasses] Dude! Looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter!
---
Hurley: 4,8,15,16,23,42,4,8,Were dead. 4,8,15, Were doomed and Dead. 4,8,15...
Kate: Hurley are you ok?
Hurley: Hu? Oh, ya, awsome. I just, um, have to pee.
---
Jack: [seeing Hurley collecting leaves] You're not going to eat those are you?
Hurley: Dude, these are *not* for eating.
---
Hurley: [before eating sea urchin Jin gave him] Over the lips, pass the gums, yadda yadda... Oh God!
---
Hurley: Sorry man, your name's hard to pronounce.
Mr. Artz: Yeah? I know a bunch of ninth graders who can pronounce it just fine.
Hurley: How about I call you by your first name?
Mr. Artz: How about you don't?
Hurley: Why not? I remember it from the flight manifest. I think Leslie's a bitching name.
Mr. Artz: Arntz is fine.
---
Hurley: You got some... Arzt... on you.
---
Hurley: Okay, that thing in the woods, maybe it's a monster, maybe it's a pissed-off giraffe. I don't know
---
Jin Kwon: Have a cluckity-cluck-cluck day.

[leeloo]

Jag gillar McKay i SG Atlantis(själva serien är väl inte så lysande men den är ganska underhållande ) Han är så härligt cynisk och sarkastisk

Dr. Rodney McKay: I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a fondness for the electric chair. Call me romantic

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit.

Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm picking up a strange reading from right over there.
Maj. John Sheppard: Define strange.
Dr. Rodney McKay: [pause] You don't know what strange means?

Ash har mängder av sköna oneliners.

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow".

jag kommer ihåg "Gimme some sugar, baby" mest på grund av den väldigt skumma svenska översättningen...har för mej att den var: "Sockra mej pullan"

[Snälle Hulken]

Ash har mängder av sköna oneliners.

"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow".

jag kommer ihåg "Gimme some sugar, baby" mest på grund av den väldigt skumma svenska översättningen...har för mej att den var: "Sockra mej pullan"

hahaha den var bra nästan synd att man kör utan text

[Sötnosen]

Jag gillar också McKay... så underbart dryg och sarkastisk ibland.

"Oh my god, he is Kirk..."
- McKay, när Sheppard uppvaktar en utomjordisk prinsessa i "Stargate Atlantis"

Och Simpsons tröttnar jag aldrig på!

Homer: "Hey! Are you, like, one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything? [retar honom]
Marine: [slår Homer] "No SIR! US Marine Corps, sir!"

Burns: "Get me Steven Spielberg!"
Smithers: "He's unavailable."
Burns: "Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!"
[senare]
Burns: "Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler."
Spielbergo: "Er, Schindler es bueno, Senor Burns es el diablo."
Burns: "Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: we're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine worked, dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!"

[XC]

En annan klassiker från Xena:

"Is that a hickey?" (Joxer i S3, "Been there, Done that".)

[Agentum]

Ash's onde tvilling - "goody little two shoes, goody little two shoes" dansar runt och fånar sig

Ash - "I aint that good" BANG! (skuter den onde i ansiktet tvillingen med hagelbössan)

[Snälle Hulken]

och när Ash senare slängt ner Bad Ash i en grop han själv grävt.

"Hey, what's that in your face?"

och tar spaden och skyfflar massa jord i ansiktet på honom