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Started by XC, Mar 02 2007 19:04
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 22:03
Var en gång på en julfest hos en väninna. Runt 20 gäster + julgran och ett piano på 17 m2. Det gick bra, så varför inte detta .
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 23:12
Får jag gissa? Julgranen stod uppe på pianot? 
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Posted 18 January 2012 - 23:41
Fler får plats än man kan tro.
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Esseffennälg (pop.) - Skrivs egentligen SFN-älg och är en ytterst sällsynt ras av älg som enbart finns i vilt tillstånd på Sci-Fi Nytt.
Enstaka exemplar kan hittas också på Tv-land, men de brukar snabbt bli förvirrade och skynda sig tillbaka till Sci-Fi Nytt.
...och eftersom jag är karl kan jag inte multitaska och hålla två olika parallela universum i skallen samtidigt.
...jag förberedde mig på det värsta: dvs ett episkt prettodrama som Wylie och Synon antagligen skulle sucka nöjt över.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 09:00
Det var ett stort piano.och ett piano på 17 m2.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 09:35
Det var ett stort piano.och ett piano på 17 m2.
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 13:32
Ja just ja, glömde förtydliga att lägenheten var 320 m2
(Syftningsfel kan bli väldigt kul
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(Syftningsfel kan bli väldigt kul
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:34
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 09:55
Fattar inte?
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 10:24
Richard Castle är huvudkaraktären i tv-serien Castle, Richard Castle är en författare och han spelas av Nathan Fillion
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 10:32
Jepp. Han finns inte på riktigt. Men hans böcker i TV-serie finns och de är skrivna och gjorda som om han finns på riktigt. Och internet-handeln skriver om honom som om han finns.
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
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Posted 20 January 2012 - 13:23
Aha.
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 02:07
Uppföljning:Min systerdotter hade en födelsedagsfest i helgen i sin lägenhet. 35 inbjudna, 22m2 lägenhets yta att vara på. Undrar hur det gick.
Bara 25 stycken kom till festen men de var samtidigt bara på 18m2 (ingen ville vara på toaletten
). Det hängde så många vinterjackor på hängaren så den lossnade från väggen trotts att den hade en väldigt lång skruv. 
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 12:01
Är Castles böcker bra då? Nån som läst?
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Posted 22 January 2012 - 15:22
Jag har inte läst dem men den senaste hamnade 1:a på New York Times Bestseller lista och de andra hamnade på top 10 listan.
Jag har faktiskt beställt första boken för att kolla. Blev nyfiken.
Jag har faktiskt beställt första boken för att kolla. Blev nyfiken.
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 20:53
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 24 January 2012 - 20:42
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 28 January 2012 - 16:21
Hittade en kul humorsida här..
http://www.chemtrailmonitor.com/
Länkar til llknande humorsidor finns på sidan, dessutom. Pluspoäng.
http://www.chemtrailmonitor.com/
Länkar til llknande humorsidor finns på sidan, dessutom. Pluspoäng.
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 23:40
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 12:34
»Cheferna från ölbolagen Carlsberg, Heineken, Norrlands Guld och Budweiser var och spelade på en golfbana i Sverige. När de spelat färdigt satte de sig ner i restaurangen vid golfbanan och beställde mat, sedan frågade servitören vad de skulle dricka till:
- Jag tar en Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world, sa chefen för Carlsberg.
Chefen för Heineken höll inte med, så han beställde just en Heineken vilket han ansåg vara bäst.
- Jag tar en Budweiser, för om det är det bästa ölet i USA så är det bäst här också, sa chefen för Budweiser.
- Jag tar en Cola, sa chefen för Norrlands Guld lugnt. Alla de andra tittade på honom förvirrat och frågade honom varför han inte drack Norrlands Guld till maten.
- Om inte ni ska dricka öl till maten så ska inte jag göra det heller......« — [Källa]
- Jag tar en Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world, sa chefen för Carlsberg.
Chefen för Heineken höll inte med, så han beställde just en Heineken vilket han ansåg vara bäst.
- Jag tar en Budweiser, för om det är det bästa ölet i USA så är det bäst här också, sa chefen för Budweiser.
- Jag tar en Cola, sa chefen för Norrlands Guld lugnt. Alla de andra tittade på honom förvirrat och frågade honom varför han inte drack Norrlands Guld till maten.
- Om inte ni ska dricka öl till maten så ska inte jag göra det heller......« — [Källa]
Edited by XC, 25 February 2012 - 12:34.
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 14:58
Fullträff! 
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 19:18
Och jag som fick hålla till godo med Pripps Blå till maten idag... 
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 19:47
En sån där man vill höra berättas på norrländska...
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Posted 25 February 2012 - 23:15
Ja, dern var verkligen bra.
Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine.
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!
-Sora, Kingdom Hearts
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 22:55
Ölhistorien var bra
En påminelse till oss tjejer vad som kan hända och så kanske en tankeställare till killarna här på forumet
En påminelse till oss tjejer vad som kan hända och så kanske en tankeställare till killarna här på forumet
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend.
In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby , Football, Sailing and Continuous TV. Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears.
Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - overuse of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband.
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie.
Good Luck,
Tech Support.
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I still believe in love at first sight - Nothing's Impossible // Nothing's Impossible - Depeche Mode 2005
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Forumets kak- tårt- & glass monster
>>Årets Kvinnliga Medlem 2006, 2007 & 2008<< >>Årets Moderator 2007 & 2008<< >>Årets Shoppingkompass (=Årets Garv) 2009<<
Esseffennälg (pop.) - Skrivs egentligen SFN-älg och är en ytterst sällsynt ras av älg som enbart finns i vilt tillstånd på Sci-Fi Nytt.
Enstaka exemplar kan hittas också på Tv-land, men de brukar snabbt bli förvirrade och skynda sig tillbaka till Sci-Fi Nytt.
...och eftersom jag är karl kan jag inte multitaska och hålla två olika parallela universum i skallen samtidigt.
...jag förberedde mig på det värsta: dvs ett episkt prettodrama som Wylie och Synon antagligen skulle sucka nöjt över.
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Posted 28 February 2012 - 23:57
Mer manliga problem på Tech-supporten:
Skulle länka, men eftersom den är gammal och finns överallt så..
A guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.
Tech: "What's the problem?"
User: "There is smoke coming out of the power supply."
Tech: "You'll need a new power supply."
User: "No I don't! I just need to change the startup files."
Tech: "Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it."
User: "No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the
startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell
me the command."
Ten minutes later, the user is still adamant that he is right. The Tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: "Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem."
User: "I knew it!"
Tech: "Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS.
Let me know how it goes."
Ten minutes later.
User: "It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking."
Tech: "Well, what version of DOS are you using?"
User: "MS-DOS 6.22."
Tech: "That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come
with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch
that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes."
One hour later:
User: "I need a new power supply."
Tech: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
User: "Well, I rang Microsoft and told him all about what you said,
and he started asking questions about the make of power supply."
Tech: "Then what did he say?"
User: "He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE."
Skulle länka, men eftersom den är gammal och finns överallt så..
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Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
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sixty six."
