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[Georgia]

Smart son

Edited by Georgia, 22 April 2008 - 09:54.

[XC]

Handuppräckning: HUr många är förvånade över att följande felmeddelande genererats på en M$-produkt?

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[Marie Morot]

Hehe.

Lika roligt var att läsa de olika fix-rekommendationerna som blev värre och värre eftersom. Problemet var inte så lätt att lösa som de först trodde eller?

[Georgia]

Hittade den här bloggen idag: Arga Lappen

[Marie Morot]

Turister...

[Georgia]

Q: Will I be able to speek English most places I go? (USA)
A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first.

[XC]

Så elakt:

[Georgia]

En patient mindre efter det läkarbesöket.

[XC]

Det här är en sådan där oöversättlig:

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game.

They had great seats right behind their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.

“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.”

Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”

“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was,’Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’

I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!! (Källa)

Edited by XC, 22 June 2008 - 21:09.

[Georgia]

[GaterGirl]

[XC]

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” (Källa)

Edited by XC, 25 June 2008 - 09:03.

[Georgia]

[XC]

On Saturdays, we ask our favorite sites on the web to fill in for us. This week, Mike Drucker of Black 20 shows you what it would look like if your last relationship had an IMDb goof page recording all the things that didn't quite add up. (Källa)

[XC]

Dagens Bizarro

Edited by XC, 07 July 2008 - 09:14.

[XC]

An old man was on his death bed, and wanted to be buried with his money. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. “Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me.”

At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, “I only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 to repair the roof of the church.”

“Well, since we’re confiding in each other,” said the doctor, “I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new X-ray machine for the pediatrics ward at the hospital which cost $20,000.”

The lawyer was aghast. “I’m ashamed of both of you,” he exclaimed. “I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, I enclosed a check for the full $30,000.” (Källa)

*fniss*

Edited by XC, 06 August 2008 - 08:59.

[XC]

A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money.
So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handywoman.

She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door.
She asked if there were any odd jobs she could do, and he replied, “Well, actually, we need the porch painted-how much do you want?” Julie said she felt $50 was fair.

He replied, “OK, the ladders, paint, and other tools you need are in the garage.”

When the man closed the door, his wife, who had overheard the conversation asked him, “$50?!? Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She must have, she was standing right on it.”

About 45 minutes later, the doorbell rings again, and the man is surprised to find Julie there.
She tells him that she’s done, and states that she even had enough paint to do two coats.
As the man is reaching into his wallet to pay her, Julie says, “Oh, and by the way, that isn’t a Porsche-it’s a Ferrari.” (Källa)

[Magnus]

gillade advokat skämtet: mannen specificierade väl aldrig hur han vill ha pengarna ;-) Är zombies tillåtna inne i banker?

XC: en annan lite smårolig sak du lyckades posta din senaste post i den här tråden 08-08-08 kl. 08:08 var det med mening? ;-) om det inte var med mening blir det genast roligare

[Peak]

Ämnet är ju allvarligt, men kolla in kartbilden:

http://afp.google.co...P9izLJRjYT1ATkA

Om de inte hunnit fixa det, eller nåt..

[Georgia]

Lite fel karta
Har helt missat att det är staten Georgia som är på väg i krig mot Ryssland

[Peak]

Ja, tur att det inte är det tredje alternativet, för då hade väl bästa/sämsta musikvideo-turneringarna aldrig blivit klara.

[XC]

XC: en annan lite smårolig sak du lyckades posta din senaste post i den här tråden 08-08-08 kl. 08:08 var det med mening? ;-) om det inte var med mening blir det genast roligare

Det är en ren tillfällighet, såg det inte ens föränn du nämnde det.

Edited by XC, 09 August 2008 - 08:23.

[Georgia]

Ja, tur att det inte är det tredje alternativet, för då hade väl bästa/sämsta musikvideo-turneringarna aldrig blivit klara.

[XC]

Den här kvalar iaf in som dagens leende:

[Marie Morot]