Author: Charles Hamilton-James
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Publisher: HARPERCOLLINS ENTERTAINMENT
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It’s a real revolution."If you take the red pill, there’s no going back. You’ll leave the Matewix and enter a world more real than you can possibly imagine. But if you take the blue pill, you will sustain an erection for up to twelve years…You alone must decide Newo."Thus begins our hero’s quest, thrust into the totally unauthorised parodial gusset of the Hollywood blockbuster that bears a remarkably similar title. Newo is a hewo with a speech impediment. He’s also a porn obsessed geek. So when a woman called Titty, gloved in a squeaky pvc catsuit comes into his life during a mouthful of cheese, he thinks his dreams have come true. Alas, they are merely his nightmares. For he is the Number Two. The geezer prophesised to save mankind, destroy the Matewix and be home in time for tea.The Matewix is a hilarious, dirty and very British spoof that will appeal to fans of the movies and anyone who found Bored of the Rings, Barry Trotter and The Soddit such a hoot.
Edited by Forever Xena, 21 June 2004 - 16:17.
